3 notes March 21, 2013 I own a winter home that is shaped like a glove. I sleep there intermittently. Filed under gloves mittens house winter puns
1 note March 19, 2013 I always purchase new shoes when I travel. They’re my shoe-venirs. Filed under souvenir shoes puns guest post travel
0 notes March 11, 2013 I know you don’t like beef, but Halibut fish? Filed under fish puns halibut beef meat
1 note March 4, 2013 A new denomination of Mormons are starting a ministry that involves painting homes for the elderly on the weekends. They are known as The Church of Satur-day Paints. Filed under church religious puns religion puns Mormon Mormonism Latter-day Saints
1 note March 4, 2013 Despite the bitter cold today, I saw a suited guy riding his bike. It’s clear he is Mormon than me. Filed under mormon puns bike suit ride
1 note March 3, 2013 When my friend said that Japanese car manufacturers make the best cars, I agreed that he’s definitely honda something. Filed under cars Honda Japan puns
1 note February 17, 2013 My car wouldn’t start this morning. What a Saab story. Filed under saab cars puns
0 notes January 22, 2013 Usually my boss has a full head of black hair, but when I saw him yesterday it was almost entirely white. I assume he’s dying. Filed under die dye puns hair color
4 notes November 23, 2012 I was arguing with a man at the store for the last turkey, so I gave him the bird and walked away. Filed under turkey Thanksgiving puns
1 note November 23, 2012 I asked the CEO of Pampers if I could see the design for their new diapers ahead of time, but I couldn’t because it’s pooprietary. Filed under poop diapers puns
0 notes November 23, 2012 During the flight, my wrinkle cream exploded and leaked everywhere in my bag. On the bright side, I won’t have to iron any of my clothes. Filed under iron clothes wrinkle cream flight lotion puns
2 notes November 12, 2012 I had no idea there were so many Polish men in Mexico. Then again, everybody needs their shoes shined. Filed under polish men mexico shoes puns
4 notes November 7, 2012 No one is home and I’m locked out, so I could break a downstairs window or climb through an open one upstairs. I guess I’ll go with the ladder. Filed under ladder latter puns
